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Get off my lawn! (Formerly "Greetings, hello, and welcome!") Ordinarily this area is devoted to "a few words about me", but I am 25 (formerly 24) years old and I did not get this far by not telling people to get off my lawn (formerly "by telling people about myself"). Instead, you can go on an exciting voyage of non-self-discovery (unless you're myself - and I know I am!) by reading my posts. They date back to February of 2004 - that's more than a shit-ton (formerly three) years of quality!
I love blogging. I love this joint. And just as I predicted, this blog was ten gallons of fun in a one gallon jug. Then the jug split and burst, forcing me to find another one, and since I was unable to find a suitable replacement, I have a bunch of cups sitting around, full of fun. And one of the cups is full of scorpions! So if you decide to have a look around, watch your step.
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Wednesday, April 27, 2005
Four things.
Thing the first: You should go to ghostorb if you're a geek. And if you're reading this, odds are good that you are. It's more awesome than any single human could possibly endure; fortunately, much like the en-Kor race, we're able to redirect awesome to other targets. Among the 350 current members, it's still a bit of a strain, but bearable.
Thing the second: I'm officially going on hiatus. No doubt you've noticed my significantly reduced post rate during this month as compared with the past. This is because I simply haven't felt well enough physically, emotionally, and mentally to actually write very well; and I've frankly no business wasting your time or mine with the drivel which has heretofore oozed from my brain via my fingers and keyboard onto the Internet. This is essentially nothing more than a formalization of the de facto state of affairs. I'm not sure how long this will last: it could be a day or a week or a month. Until I pull myself together enough to actually write coherently, basically.
Thing the third: In light of thing the second, which will no doubt prove a nigh-crushing blow to the emotional state of all of you, I encourage you to look around the place. I reread all of my old entries about once every six weeks or so, and I find them consistently amusing. Also you will discover a secret connection with this very entry in one of my previous entries. In particular, I recommend this entry which I wrote after the election last year. I consider it to be one of the finest things I've ever written, and I look to it sometimes when I'm feeling particularly glum about my talents. This happens, as you may or may not have at this juncture gathered, on a fairly regular basis.
Thing the fourth: Er. Three things.
Anyway. Catch you folks later, once I'm back in writing fit (see what I did there? It's clever because "writing" rhymes with "fighting," and the actual idiom is "fighting fit." Aren't I clever?).
Posted at 01:22 pm by Saladin
 | | | Lilith.
May 10, 2005 08:35 AM PDT
RaccoonBacon is quite right. That is one of your funniest entries ever. | |
| | | RaccoonBacon
May 9, 2005 02:39 PM PDT
I can read this entry:
http://saladin.blogdrive.com/archive/19.html
And never stop laughing. Ever. | |
| | | Syndl
May 7, 2005 05:37 PM PDT
I keep coming back here each day... hoping that something has changed. I'm always sad when I leave. | |
| | | Sinister Ninja
April 30, 2005 02:04 AM PDT
"Aw man, this is bullshiiiiiiiit." | |
| | | Name
April 29, 2005 10:51 AM PDT
I think I read in O this counts as a viable substitue for the End of Days. ("Flaming llama skulls or mildly popular blogs will not be written...) I translated from Sanskrit. And of course I don't know Sanskrit so I had to get really drunk first. Really drunk. | |
| | | Saladin
April 29, 2005 10:18 AM PDT
To BAPHOMET! | |
| | | Saladin
April 29, 2005 10:18 AM PDT
Jesus: trust me on this one, you've got no place here.
Well, time to sacrifice a goat. | |
| | | Jesus Christ
April 29, 2005 01:33 AM PDT
Every one that is of the truth heareth my voice | |
| | | Gloria
April 28, 2005 03:45 PM PDT
Godspeed. | |
| | | RaccoonBacon
April 27, 2005 09:57 PM PDT
You were really grasping at straws with that pun, to the point where the explaination was much needed. I can't wait for you to be better. | |
| | | i8toomuch
April 27, 2005 08:09 PM PDT
Don't take too long a hiatus, have always enjoyed reading your entries.. Take care in the mean time :) | |
| | | Alyred
April 27, 2005 05:04 PM PDT
Rest well, my worthy adversary. I'll be here waiting for your return. | |
| | | Lilith.
April 27, 2005 04:56 PM PDT
"I've frankly no business wasting your time or mine with the drivel which has heretofore oozed from my brain via my fingers and keyboard onto the Internet."
Hey! I happen to *like* the drivel which has heretofore oozed from your brain via your fingers and keyboard onto the Internet. | |
| | | Syndl
April 27, 2005 03:24 PM PDT
Somedays you make me smile. And then there are days like today when smiling seems to be the hardest thing to do. Don't be gone too long. Please. | |
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