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Tuesday, July 05, 2005
If I were a more religious person, I might explain it by saying that the Devil is throwing at me difficulty to stop me from my life's current upward climb (inch-by-inch though it is, blood- and sweat- and tear-stained though it is). But I'm not a more religious person, so I don't favor that explanation. However, I do find quite amusing the fact that, when life decides to hit me in the back with a baseball bat (without nails in it), it at least does so in an ironic fashion.
So today I went out to my car in order to enter said vehicle and, through proper operation, to convey myself to my place of employment. I got out there and placed the key in the door, and, upon turning it, found that there was no resistance of the sort I would expect were the door locked.
Opening the door, my eyes first fell upon the lock tab of my door, which was, of course, in the "unlocked" position. That's odd, I thought. I could have sworn I locked my car last night.
Then my gaze turned to the messy pile of things in my passenger-side seat. That's odd, I thought. I could have sworn I had left those in an orderly fashion.
Then, at last, my gaze turned to the gaping hole in my vehicle's center dash console. That's odd, I thought. I could have sworn I didn't tear out my stereo leaving wires hanging out of there.
Of course, the reality quickly set in: my car had been burgled. Or, to be entirely accurate, my car had been burgled again. It's annoying as heck. A new stereo is going to set me back a few hundred dollars, and until I get it installed I won't have any music in my car. Plus, the Bad Guy, who was actually conscientious enough not to rip out the console entirely and strip down my steering shaft in what I assume was an attempt to hotwire my car as happened the last time my car was burgled, stole my few CDs and, most annoyingly, a $25 gift card I had been given at work on Friday in recognition of, basically, being a super bad-ass employee (or, technically, being the top producing employee by a wide margin for roughly six months running).
Curiously, I wasn't too bothered by it. I mean, yes, I'm annoyed. And disappointed that somebody would do this. But, in addition to being unsurprised, I have failed to thus far really be angry about it. It's inconvenient, but I refuse to let some sleazebag who was probably trying to get enough money for his next fix dictate my happiness. I sure hope a stereo which'll probably sell for under a hundred dollars, a handful of self-burned CDs, and a $25 Target gift card were worth that bit of your soul, pally.
The thing that I find funny about this, though, is the timing. Yesterday, the day when we celebrate the nation's birth, was the day I was robbed. It could have been worse - it could have been National Not Robbing Saladin's Car Day (which should frankly be every day, in my opinion) - but the timing was just dynamite. Thanks, Bad Guy!
Posted at 08:07 pm by Saladin
 |  |  | RaccoonBacon July 8, 2005 02:50 AM PDT
Also, you'll have to temporarily rename your car to, possibly, Speedy McNoStereo. |  |
  |  |  | Mom July 7, 2005 10:22 PM PDT
Good God! Did you tell your boss so they can catch the sleezebag when he tries to cash the check?? Did you call the police?? |  |
  |  |  | RaccoonBacon July 7, 2005 02:16 PM PDT
This makes me nervous. If someone's willing to break into a freaking LE BARON, then someone out there most definitely wants to break into a Volvo, however low-end the CD player within might be. I suggest getting a tape deck. They're cheap and no one wants to steal them, or the ever-handy detachable face stereo. I was getting my stereo fixed and found a CD/Tape/AM-FM/MP3 deck for under $100--and that's tax-free.
All the more reason to come back to Oregon, however late. |  |
  |  |  | Alyred July 7, 2005 12:39 PM PDT
In accordance and agreement to Lilith and Xaos' statements, my plans for extermination of the stupid elements of the human race are coming along nicely. |  |
  |  |  | TheLittlestLewis July 7, 2005 01:52 AM PDT
Wow... I should have just hooked your car battery up to the window of your car so when anything touched it they would become a fine pile of ash... that or a member of a club filled with severe burn patients, the first time your car got stereo-burglered, |  |
  |  |  | acturi July 6, 2005 12:38 AM PDT
Hey, at least one of your self-burned cds survived. I still have it. |  |
  |  |  | Sinister Ninja July 5, 2005 11:06 PM PDT
Maybe he sold that to buy fireworks to celebrate our independence! Or... maybe not. |  |
  |  |  | Lilith. July 5, 2005 10:32 PM PDT
I agree with Xaos. |  |
  |  |  | Xaos July 5, 2005 09:03 PM PDT
fucking people.
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  |  |  | Gloria July 5, 2005 08:13 PM PDT
Why not invest in a portable mp3 or CD player (if you're a radio man, some have FM reception)? Take it with you wherever you like, and you won't have to keep anything of terrible value in your car. |  |
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