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Get off my lawn! (Formerly "Greetings, hello, and welcome!") Ordinarily this area is devoted to "a few words about me", but I am 25 (formerly 24) years old and I did not get this far by not telling people to get off my lawn (formerly "by telling people about myself"). Instead, you can go on an exciting voyage of non-self-discovery (unless you're myself - and I know I am!) by reading my posts. They date back to February of 2004 - that's more than a shit-ton (formerly three) years of quality!
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Thursday, July 14, 2005
Twelve Fingers Means No Terrorists!
I discovered recently two similar but unrelated facts regarding this country's national and local leadership.
This is Michael Chertoff, the Homeland Defense Secretary as of February. While I cannot claim he is doing a poor job (so far there have been: 0 terrorist attacks on the United States since he took office), he looks an awful lot like a gnome. If his beard were bushier and he were wearing a pointed red cap, he'd look like a very big garden gnome; as it stands, he merely looks like a very tall gnome from more or less any given fantasy setting. It's disconcerting.
This is Jeb Bush, the infamous brother of the President Bush and governor of Florida. I recently saw him deliver a speech to the citizens of Florida regarding one of those hurricanes which was on course to devastate the region (which happened thereafter), and I noticed that he, too, bears a striking resemblance to someone I know, and, in fact, am personally related to. This, thankfully, is not President Bush. It also is not their shadowy third brother of whom I have heard very little but who was, to my understanding, arrested in some sort of scandal right here in Colorado. He may not actually exist; my memories on this topic are vague and suitable for a nutball conspiracy theorist. No, the person Jeb Bush resembles, the person who is also a part of my family, is my uncle on my mother's side, Eric. It's not overwhelming, but the resemblance is quite strong.
Posted at 10:52 pm by Saladin
 | | | Sinister Ninja
July 17, 2005 11:37 PM PDT
MAN... the world just can't escape the wrath of Michael Bolton. | |
| | | Alyred
July 17, 2005 11:35 PM PDT
Heh... Oh, so true.
Oh, and several years ago I declared that I was personally defending the borders of the United States (for my own nefarious purposes, of course). The proof that terrorists are terrified of my wrath is in the pudding of their non-attackiness of America.
So, I was there first, of course. If they somehow DO attack, however, it's all the Democrat's fault for filibustering and being general nuisances with all their complaints and partisianship, like with Bolton, Rove, killing Terri Schiavo, etc.
Bastards. | |
| | | Lilith.
July 15, 2005 09:00 PM PDT
Xaos gets a cookie! | |
| | | Xaos
July 15, 2005 03:55 PM PDT
damn i wish these things were html mark-up ready...
here ya go:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/incapacitatrix/chertoff.png | |
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