PFP1: "You have a girlfriend?"

PFP2: "Well, she's an online girlfriend."

PFP1: "An online girlfriend? As in someone you've never met? How do you even know this person is a girl? Isn't that kind of important in having a girlfriend?"

PFP2: "Dude! Of course she's a girl! I'm not gay. I mean, sometimes I run my Barbarian into her Amazon and we pretend we're having sex."

PFP1: "You what? Is that some kind of euphemism?"

PFP2: "We met on Battle.net, playing Diablo 2."

PFP1: "That's... so very geeky I'm almost speechless."

PFP2: "Shut up! We both bring something to the table for the other person. She brings companionship, she's a great listener, and she's really funny. And I bring a Stone of Jordan, which gives a +1 to all skill levels!"

PFP1: "It seems impossible, but I'm closer to being speechless now than I was five seconds ago. ...how long has this been going on?"

PFP2: "Um... for like eight months."

PFP1: "I'm actually impressed that you've managed to keep another human being interested in you for eight months, let alone someone who might actually have a factory-standard vagina. Still, it might be a good idea to kind of ease out of this. It's really freaky."

PFP2: "No way. It's great! A better idea might be to give her a Ring of Engagement!"