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Get off my lawn! (Formerly "Greetings, hello, and welcome!") Ordinarily this area is devoted to "a few words about me", but I am 25 (formerly 24) years old and I did not get this far by not telling people to get off my lawn (formerly "by telling people about myself"). Instead, you can go on an exciting voyage of non-self-discovery (unless you're myself - and I know I am!) by reading my posts. They date back to February of 2004 - that's more than a shit-ton (formerly three) years of quality!
I love blogging. I love this joint. And just as I predicted, this blog was ten gallons of fun in a one gallon jug. Then the jug split and burst, forcing me to find another one, and since I was unable to find a suitable replacement, I have a bunch of cups sitting around, full of fun. And one of the cups is full of scorpions! So if you decide to have a look around, watch your step.
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Thursday, September 15, 2005
You better believe it's coming. Just around the corner, really. Yeah, that's right: 2.0, baby!
Posted at 02:35 pm by Saladin
 |  |  | RaccoonBacon September 27, 2005 06:52 AM PDT
Two week from now...with "now" being 2007. I'm expecting that's when you'll be visiting again. |  |
  |  |  | acturi September 26, 2005 10:42 PM PDT
Either that, or he's operating on me style blog time.
If this is a time frame even remotely resembling "Next Sunday" then we're all doomed. |  |
  |  |  | Alyred September 26, 2005 11:02 AM PDT
Heh... You've learned the powers of evil, I see. Keep them hanging... |  |
  |  |  | Lilith. September 25, 2005 11:28 AM PDT
Nate, you're such a tease. |  |
  |  |  | RaccoonBacon September 24, 2005 08:14 PM PDT
Maybe two weeks from when he left that message! |  |
  |  |  | Syndl September 24, 2005 06:06 PM PDT
*sniff* Really? Two weeks... that's what you really meant?? I thought you were just exaggerating? |  |
  |  |  | RaccoonBacon September 21, 2005 05:11 PM PDT
Bullshit bullshit bullshit!
Mmm! Soup! |  |
  |  |  | mrmister September 21, 2005 04:27 PM PDT
Sweetish. Whole ass. Whole ass. Rolls offa the tongue-a, don't it?
Whole ass whole ass whole ass whole ass whole ass whole ass wholeass wholeass wholeass wholeass wholeass wholeass wholeasswholeasswholeasswholeasswholeasswholeasswholeasswholeasswhole asswhole asswh-uh oh. |  |
  |  |  | Angelena September 21, 2005 01:02 AM PDT
*Mew.* |  |
  |  |  | Lilith. September 19, 2005 11:09 PM PDT
*Waits*.
Are we there yet? |  |
  |  |  | Saladin September 19, 2005 10:48 PM PDT
Not to worry! It's only another ninety million years or so! |  |
  |  |  | Lilith. September 19, 2005 07:26 PM PDT
Ohhhhh. I thought he meant a walking-around-the-corner-of-a-hallway sort of thing. |  |
  |  |  | Syndl September 19, 2005 07:06 PM PDT
You know damn well that patience is something I haven't seen in about 25 years... |  |
  |  |  | Gloria September 19, 2005 02:29 PM PDT
He was talking about a geological corner. |  |
  |  |  | Saladin September 18, 2005 03:44 PM PDT
You guys think way too short-term. It's more like... oh, let's say, two weeks. Like I've been saying a lot recently, I'd rather not do this half-assed; better to give a whole ass, especially for something like this. Patience, my pretties. |  |
  |  |  | Syndl September 18, 2005 10:22 AM PDT
If this was just a joke to put us all on edge... you win. Now come ON with the update!! |  |
  |  |  | Lilith. September 17, 2005 11:50 AM PDT
So, exactly how long is this corner, Nate? |  |
  |  |  | Sinja September 16, 2005 04:51 PM PDT
Yeah, blog harems are great.
Trust me. |  |
  |  |  | Debauched September 16, 2005 12:28 PM PDT
Updates? Layout change? Maybe reinventing your blog will allure you to write more.
That and a blog harem. |  |
  |  |  | RaccoonBacon September 16, 2005 01:07 AM PDT
2.0? 2.0 what? What? |  |
  |  |  | Lilith. September 15, 2005 08:08 PM PDT
Yay! |  |

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