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President of your heart, baby!
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Get off my lawn! (Formerly "Greetings, hello, and welcome!") Ordinarily this area is devoted to "a few words about me", but I am 25 (formerly 24) years old and I did not get this far by not telling people to get off my lawn (formerly "by telling people about myself"). Instead, you can go on an exciting voyage of non-self-discovery (unless you're myself - and I know I am!) by reading my posts. They date back to February of 2004 - that's more than a shit-ton (formerly three) years of quality!
I love blogging. I love this joint. And just as I predicted, this blog was ten gallons of fun in a one gallon jug. Then the jug split and burst, forcing me to find another one, and since I was unable to find a suitable replacement, I have a bunch of cups sitting around, full of fun. And one of the cups is full of scorpions! So if you decide to have a look around, watch your step.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present: Drawing Blog v2.0. (It has nothing to do with drawing, please stop sending me angry e-mails about that.)
Multiple hours of mine that have been finest (at special request):
For the love of God, and all that is holy: Contact Me!
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Wednesday, October 05, 2005
I was going to write an update today about, I don't know, how delicious cows are or something, but instead, after a brief glance at the old Information Superhighway, I've decided to bring you this shocking observation:
PEOPLE ARE DUMB.
Exhibit A
Exhibit B
Exhibit MUST KILL ALL HUMANS
Exhibit WHY??
Exhibit Z
There are days when I hate mankind so very much.
And then there is today.
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