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Sunday, December 14, 2008

Environmentalism

Reflection built on sleeping poorly last night: "environmentalism" is a funny word. The following is a list of slogans based on that word.

Consolidated Mining Concern: Putting the "Iron" in "Environmentalism".

Naturalist Nookie Corporation: Putting the "On Me" in "Environmentalism".

Nev-R-Waste Anti-Feminists League: Putting the "Men" in "Environmentalism".

Dadaist Fish Abstracts: Pets high "Eleven" in "Congratulations" seventy-one.

Ambulatory Forests, Inc.: Putting the "Ent" in "Environmentalism".

Keping Upp Withe teh Jonses, Inc.: Puting the "Envi" in "Enviromentaliism".

Association For the Making Up of Words: Putting the "Ronm" in "Environmentalism".

Obvious Jokes Associated: Putting the "Mental" in "Environmentalism".

Posted at 09:28 am by Saladin

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