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Get off my lawn! (Formerly "Greetings, hello, and welcome!") Ordinarily this area is devoted to "a few words about me", but I am 25 (formerly 24) years old and I did not get this far by not telling people to get off my lawn (formerly "by telling people about myself"). Instead, you can go on an exciting voyage of non-self-discovery (unless you're myself - and I know I am!) by reading my posts. They date back to February of 2004 - that's more than a shit-ton (formerly three) years of quality!
I love blogging. I love this joint. And just as I predicted, this blog was ten gallons of fun in a one gallon jug. Then the jug split and burst, forcing me to find another one, and since I was unable to find a suitable replacement, I have a bunch of cups sitting around, full of fun. And one of the cups is full of scorpions! So if you decide to have a look around, watch your step.
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Friday, February 20, 2009
So, this happened. And you know, seriously, what the hell, guys? A submarine crash? I'm not sure I even have the words to mock how incredibly impossible that is. The British should just keep to surface fleets, and the French should just keep to surface fleets that are consistently annihilated in epic historic battles. Sorry, guys. When you crash a submarine you pretty much demonstrate that you cannot be trusted around anything sharper than, say, a marble.
Also this happened, and it's pretty awesome. Finally, football that's interesting for ladies and gays! But not gay ladies. The great thing about the article is that it's totally hilarious if you read it with an eye for double entendres, or pretend that they're talking about sex in general instead of somebody hacking the Superbowl or whatever happened.
But company officials have yet to determine how that act was committed, spokeswoman Kelle Maslyn said, though any sort of equipment malfunction has been ruled out.
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