Entry: Protip Wednesday, February 25, 2009



I've heard in several places I visit (online, that is) that the theory of evolution is what leads to things like racism, genocide, eating puppies, and sadness; if only people would cast off such evil beliefs as the religion of Darwinism, it seems, everything would be made of cupcakes and sunshine. And that, technically speaking, would rule.

Obviously, as an unsaved unrepentant sinner evolutionist atheist puppy-eater, I refuted this because of my intense desire not to have to answer to god for my hedonistic promiscuity. But then I thought, hey, evolutionary theory was proposed in 1859; the KKK formed in 1865. Coincidence? I FIND IT STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY!

Also: how come discussion doesn't involve a discus? That too would rule.
   3 comments

Saladin
February 26, 2009   11:19 PM PST
 
The big boss came to my job once. He had like five thousand hit points. After I beat him I discovered that the princess was in another castle. Stupid national corporations.
Ariella
February 26, 2009   12:57 AM PST
 
Cupcakes are delicious.

Last week, the "big bosses" were coming into the restaurant where I work, and the manager was showing me pictures of how the restaurant is supposed to look. There were cupcakes in the photograph of the dessert bar. So I was like "WHAT?! We don't have cupcakes! Art, why don't we have cupcakes?" and he said, "Oh, we made some for today, let me show you!"

He led me to the salad bar, where there was a tray. Of muffins. With sprinkles baked into them. I'm serious.

I tried to explain to him that baking sprinkles into a muffin simply did not make it a cupcake, but he just didn't understand.

But I did eat like three muffins that day.
Emily
February 25, 2009   08:25 PM PST
 
Fortunately, I'm not made of cupcakes, because I would be dead. Eaten by birds and myself.

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